Take a seat, grab a drink
Clear your head now, don't overthink
Feel the heat, Check your fit
Nice one bro, you look like shit
There she is, remember kid
She's more afraid of you than you are I think
(Dude that's spiders) Wait, what?
Shit, lemme check my script
Hair cut, button-down, chin up, chest out
Look into their eyes, don't stare too much now
Tight grip, ease up, play it cool, young buck
First impression now, one shot, don't flub
Try this, stop that, one drink, throw 'em back
Shit man, how many was that?
Keep track, don't slack, sit up and relax
(Panic got you manic and you're getting way off track)
Focus, get your mind on the locus
Now don't choke on the moment, bro
Just know this shit ain't hopeless
nah, It ain't over 'til the fat bitch sings her opus
(I don't think that's how that goes)
Who cares, she's staring, open with a joke
(I don't know any jokes) Fuck...ok
Well remember what they say kid
Just be yourself, that's what they say
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Straight up lie, I hear it all the time
Why? Maybe they believe it deep down inside
I don't know the machinations of their fucked up mind
Do they really think that shit flies, (yeah right)
Good advice, maybe I can try it on for size
And go outside with my dick hanging out to dry
Feels nice, look at me I'm a normal kinda guy
Howdy miss, would you like another slice of apple pie?
Bitch, I don't even like myself
Think I'd show someone else?
Drag 'em into my own hell, that'd go well
Golly gee, ma'am, yeah that'd be swell!
Come right in and take a look at my cell
Watch your step now, don't mind the smell
Oh something's off? Now how can you tell?
What about this nightmare's setting off bells, bitch?
Just be yourself, that's what they say
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Just be yourself, that old refrain
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, but I have to ask
What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?
What about then? Tell me now friend
How does my fairy tale end?
Am I the prince? Or will I get fucked like a bitch?
If the shoe fits, maybe I should wear that shit
Maybe that's it, Maybe I'm sick
Maybe I'm too fucked up to live
I'm not meant to win, Should I call it quits?
And make my exit? (come on, do a flip!)
My own happiness has ceased to exist
If I end it quick I can spare the sting
Of pain, regret and all the awful things
Take a walk in someone else's Timbs
So pull the pin, lean in, watch me spin
I'm on the brink, take no hostages
You watching kids? Neat trick, watcha think?
It's hot in here, I need more oxygen please!
Just be yourself, that's what they say
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Just be yourself, that old refrain
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, but I have to ask
What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?
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