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1. |
Feeding Time
04:22
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Welcome to the far flung year of 20202020
We got plenty on the menu if you're ready
Line up for your daily dose of cockroach cum
Don't run motherfucker, we'll feed you whether you like it or not
Hot and tasty, ready and waiting
Open up for the invertebrate delicacy
We've got your name on a list of pay pigs
So say please and then just maybe...
Payment made via your brain chip?
(Wow!) What savings! (Oh!) So crazy!
Suck it down, savour the dopamine?
(Woah!) Oh Baby! (Yeah!) Amazing!
Feed me daddy, make it happen I'm a slave to
(My) My cravings, (God!) come sate me
Fuck around and take a look at what
You've made me, God save me
Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent
Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time
Consume, Infuse
So many flavours of hell to choose
Old wounds, Brand new
The future is now the past exhumed
You can't refuse
Your body owned and your mind seduced
Your soul entombed
Entrapped within the faceless black cube!
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-
Welcome to the club, we got everything you want
Knock knock, open up, hey are ya winning son?
Thanks Dad, this is rad, they got everything you said
I don't ever wanna leave, I don't want it all to end
Don't fret, this is it, got the serotonin drip
One click for a hit, It's a never ending trip
Oh shit? It's legit? Will it hurt? Will it sting?
Lie back, settle in, You won't feel a fucking thing
I can't wait to be a good boy
(Wow!) Hold still now, (Oh!) just enjoy
I want it all, I want to fill the void
(Woah!) Come play with (Yeah!) our new toys
But I can't hold it in no more
(My) Don't be shy, (God) Don't be coy
Scream if you want to be destroyed!
Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent
Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your bitch
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2. |
Hollywood Military
04:04
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Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Million dollar revolutionary guerillas
Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers
It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter and they're bringing their best
Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters
And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler
They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter
They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter
So you'd better watch out if you call someone a n-
Nazis, watch out - Sarah Silverman is out and about
Fascists, get down - Lena Dunham is here in town
Shitlords, you're next - Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck
White man, you're through - Hollywood Military coming for you!
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might
A display of authority and violence
Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived
Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for!
They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges
Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters
They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires
And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive
Nazis, you're dead. Kathy Griffin is losing her head
Homophobes (oh my), George Takei's gonna get his blood in your eye
Shitlords and Bullies, Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy
White man, disband, Ron Perlman has piss on his hands
Hollywood military, censor obscenity
Family friendly dream sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy
Honesty policy? (No!) Not for them but for you and me
I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be
Jackboots marching in step
Your screams Grammy nominated
It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be?
So where you gonna run when they come for your family?
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Through your television they'll stage their coup
They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear
And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears
They'll smash down the doors of every house
They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves
Hollywood military, trained killer celebrities
Where're you gonna run when they come for blood?
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3. |
Manlet
02:48
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Four foot, Five foot
Six foot, Seven foot
Eight foot, Nine foot
Ten feet tall
Tell me please if you can, Mr Mirror
The man with the answers, on the wall
Eleven foot, Twelve foot
Thirteen, Fourteen
Fifteen, Fuck it
A hundred feet more
All I wanna know is who is the tallest
The tallest of them all?
I wanna be a big boy
I wanna be tall
I wanna be a big guy
Don't wanna feel small
I wanna be a big boy
I wanna be tall
I wanna be a big guy
Don't wanna feel small
Don't wanna be a manlet
I'm not a manlet
I only date guys that are nine foot five
Ew gross, you're five nine?
That should really be a crime
Hey bitch, that's the average height for guys!
Whatever you say, kid
Whatever helps you sleep at night
I'm really getting tired of this shit
If I were higher
Nobody would try to speak to me like I'm a newborn
Oh look babe, he's so small and sweet
When he tried to act big
So cute, he thinks he's human!
I wanna be a big boy
I wanna be tall
I wanna be a big guy
Don't wanna feel small
I wanna be a big boy
I wanna be tall
I wanna be a big guy
Don't wanna feel small
Don't wanna be a manlet
I'm not a manlet
Don't wanna be a manlet
I'm not a manlet
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All my friends, they laughed at me when I said
"I'd fuck this chick" but I don't care
You know my dick wants what it wants
So who the fuck am I to object?
Said "Get some standards
You hopeless romantic
You're frantically typing, sycophantically writing
Love letters to a girl who wouldn't glance even if you had a 9 inch cock"
Nicknamed me Lancelot
'Cause I'm always white-knighting thots
And I gotta lotta dollars to toss to get off
But is it really worth all that cost?
Huh, I guess not 'cause
I'm never gonna get her outta my thoughts
I know I'm lost and I can't change course
But it feels so good man. No Remorse
Here we go again
Everytime I think I'm out I'm pulled back in
Got a call from my dick, said "listen bitch-"
"You and I are gonna get the band back together again my friend"
"Long time no spend
Where have you been man, I thought you were dead"
Listen up dick, I told you that I quit
And I won't be tricked into giving up a cent
"But your pride and your dreams are the price of admission
A petty little fee to pay for all your wishes
A click and the screen shows you what you've been missing
A million women ready for the picking"
Damn, this shit is an addiction
And I'm relapsing in a self-made prison
Listen, it's the sound of unzipping
Burstin at the seams. God damn I'm skitzin'
Let me break down some game like an old magazine
It's the E Double G riding Cutlass Supreme
That girl that you're giving cheese, her love is not what it seems
Her text messages and tweets, acting sappy in VCs
Another man clapping her cheeks and damn it could be two or three
Cuz she's moving tactically, serving digital pussy
False personas that she hones to draw loners specifically
Tailor-made especially for men who have anxiety
Whose social game ain't strong
They keep on leeching on your salary for pics in thongs
And you know that you're acting wrong
But you're so lonely that you're willing to just keep moving on
You say "Well it's better than nothing"
But man I think that you're bluffing
Cuz the feedback loop you're causing
Only causing you more struggling
Cuz she really ain't committed and she will never be
Just watch how her love decrease should your cheddar cease
Another part of your heart and soul gon' rest in peace
It's better you accept my steeze
I'm in love with a girl online. She don't know my name
But I got her on my lonely mind all night and day
I'm in love with an e-girl man. Don't know how to feel
But it's like a fantasy, I can't believe it's real.
I'm in love, with a girl online. Is this a dream?
I know she'd never have the time for guys like me
But I'm in love and I'll make it work. This much is true
Babe please don't go, you know I'm always here for you
But Eggy all my friends
They don't know the half of it 'cause I love this chick
But then again, they say the heart wants what it wants
So who the fuck are they to object?
Said get a grip you dumb prick, are you thick?
Romantically tripping on your dick
While a bitch is getting rich off your sick fixation
And we can't take it!
Face it, you are never gonna make it
You're getting raped daily just making payments
And you're chasing a dream that's fake and gay
You gotta wake up before it's too late
(Yeah) Pretty fucking tricky for a 5 like me
To find the 9 I need in this kinda scene
So I'm looking for a 3
Precipitously free falling standards got me begging you, please
When's it gonna end, man?
Every new girl is a new best friend
And every new spread is a new dead end
I'm lost and in debt and hanging by a thread but it snapped
Head spinning I feel dizzy
My thoughts swimming, indecision got me feeling torn
Is it really worth the dick frisson?
Got caught slipping and I'm back to the beginning
So please, Eggy. I'm down on my knees, tell me
How do I break free when the chains are too heavy
And how do I stand when my feet are unsteady?
And how do I live when I feel dead already?
I don't wanna be a coomer but I can't avoid the lure
I don't wanna be impure but I'm living in a sewer
And I gotta my head outta the gutter
But I love her too much so just fuck my shit up
You don't even know what love is, You just infatuated
Cause that photoshop bitch keep sending you pics for masturbation
That ho so dirty by my calculations that even after all your payments
That bitch coochie still ain't sanitated
The longer you won't amputate this it exacerbates it
While you're out here suicidal she's drowning in conversation
Even if you send in hella cheese there's new highs that she's chasing
Which means new guys and new places putting new dick in her face
It's really quite the shame I wish that I could give a nice solution
I used to get dissed as well 'til i started counting moolah
Just ask yourself - would you go diving in the sewer?
These e-girls stink like manure and they're flaky like a sunburned nudist
Just get your head right and I know that you can do this
Break your chains just like a revolution, simp to pimp that's evolution
Walk towards the light and out of this illusion
The fog is clear, the dawn is near, stop funding online e-girl prostitution!
I'm in love with a girl online
She doesn't know my name but I will make her mine
I'm in love with an e-girl man
I swear it's real love, I'm more than just a fan
I'm in love with a girl online
I know she'd love me too if she would give me the time
I'm in love and it's real and true
And I'll make her see if it's the last thing I do
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5. |
E-Girls Get The Bullet
03:40
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One, two, three
Stack 'em up six feet deep
Counting 'em up like sheep
Singing to hide the screams
And I said...
Now do you all hear that sound?
Coming from down underground?
I hear the toll of the bell
It's time to send them to hell
I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die
I said E-Girls get the rope
Sorry guys, you know I tried, it's how it goes
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid (Tell 'em boys!)
I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
Some brats deserve to die
I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid
You just line 'em up one by one
No stragglers, don't matter if they're ready or not
We're building a wall put of these fucking thots
And there's a lot more work to do where that came from
And I said...
Who's crying? Bitch, it ain't the time
Save your tears for the ditch where you'll be lying
Suck it up, wipe your eyes and get back in line
It's time for your shower, now get inside
You know it has to be done
You know you've had a good run
You've had your time in the sun
Now suck the end of my gun!
I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die
I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some trolls have just gotta get laid (Sing it boys!)
E-Girls get the chair
You really could not pay me to care
I gotta put my foot down this time
(Noice) No more Mr Nice Guy
I said E-Girls get the blade
Ryujin no ken wo kurae
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid
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6. |
Intermission
02:04
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7. |
CHINAVIRUS
07:00
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Hold up, wait did you all hear sumn?
Is it true we're gonna die from a Chinese gun?
Pozzed up with some kind of bat soup cum?
I'm not ready to die yet, I'm still so young
No fun, now look what you've done
I'm just trying to shit so why you harshing my buzz?
I got one roll left and then I'm out of luck
And I'll then have to start trying to waffle stomp
Shit, wait, What did he just say?
A hundred million new cases every day?
And no cure, no hope and all we got is faith?
So get inside and hide and pray it all away?
Well that's gay but what choice can I make?
I got two fat shits sitting on my plate
I either stay in place and go slowly insane
Or take a chance outside and get Asian AIDS
God damn, Chang, why you gotta be like this?
I thought we were tight, I was the white to your rice, shit
You're making me rethink the price of friendship
Got all this tension, no happy ending?
I swear the test kit you sent was empty
I'm betting you never thought I would bother to check it
Don't tell me I'm crazy Chang, don't tempt me
I'm fretting and sweating and getting a light head, please
I'm trying to breathe but I can't find the breeze
My fever starting to climb above the high 90's
And I'm spiralling, is it finally
Now my time to leave and go quietly?
Fuck that, no bat's ever gonna stop me
And no mere cough's ever gonna drop me
Oh fuck, help, Chang, the cough has got me!
Chang help please!
First light and the bag is on my mind
Clear head and my eyes are on the prize
Don't wait, too late, gotta cut the line
No chance, it's the man: Access Denied
Head back, prep for another attack
Hit 'em hard, hit 'em fast, hold nothing back
No mercy, take everything they have
Hey Miss, your shit, put it in the bag
Let's split, bail with the bag equipped
No trace in the place, left not a drip
The prize zip locked tight, safe on my hip
I dive headfirst back into the whip
Job done, end of another run
Watcha get? Spill it out, count up the sum
One roll? That's it, now our time has come
And I feel despair filling up my lungs
Move bitch! You don't want this
I got a syringe of bleach and I'll use it
So get your hands off the bag if you wanna live
I'm crazy, lady, don't test me
Maintain distance of fifty feet
Back up please 'cause I just can't breath
Hey this dude got no mask
You freak! Man, don't you know we're all diseased?
Who coughed? Someone please call the cops!
We gotta put a stop to this liberty stuff
You know China had an idea, we should wall you up
We're just trying to save lives at any cost
God damn, no freedom, that gets me off
And no boot will ever be clean enough
Hey Officer, can I suck your cock?
'Cause I don't ever want this lock down to stop
Ohh! Mr Round Eye Gweilo
Want a Number 4 bat soup bowl with a large fry-ry, no?
Want a pizza, want a burger, want a ventilator too?
Here bomb, fuck you boy!
China number one! You American dumb
Got a hundred million mask from you fat man Trump
Very good man Mr Jinping, very smart
Make the virus go away, make the death rate none
Ohh! Mr Pig-face burnt rice
Wanna buy a test kit? You get very good price
100K bulk, buy now, give the money
Good customer, you get the virus for free
China very strong and America wrong
Super Power no match, very no Taiwan
Pig dog butter face, get no won ton
You lose now small dick, China won!
You don't want no trouble, make a double order real quick
You sick ghost pig, don't wait for this
You better buy and tip, Five star review
No four, it's bad luck, No good, fuck you!
Eating finger lickin' fetus, lock you in a prison
Never seen again if you say bad thing
Winnie the Who? Tiananmen Where?
Mouth zipped so tight, call me zipperhead
Spitting on your chicken, never missing
I no listen politicians when they say "that's bad", fuck that
I'm Chinaman and now this my land
You die, no children, broken branch
China no sick now streets are empty
Baby smile and Grandma so happy
Curve so flat like Ms China booty
You no like china virus? Sue me!
Locked up tight, intubated
I lie here dying, lungs are failing
My friends and family came to pay
Their respects before I pass away
And although I'll likely die in pain
Begging for relief all night and day
Screaming 'til you can no longer take it
At least they'll never call me racist
It's amazing, Zero cases
After 80K, Nothing shady
China really is the greatest
Everybody sing their praises
Did they pay me just to say this?
'Course they didn't, don't be crazy
By the way let me just say
That Taiwan ain't a real place
[Ancient Chinese Proverb]
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8. |
Rewind (HMWH Remix)
04:30
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10. |
Snooze Juice
03:32
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