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Let Me In M'lady
04:25
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Katana blade sharpens up and rings out as I wait for dusk
Fedora brim down low and no shower for a two-week musk
By the logic of Dawkins and the green eyes of Monika
You will regret the day you rejected me, Veronica!
In this moment I am euphoric, enlightened
Why do good girls always go for bad guys?
Open up the door (Just open up)
I won't go away (Nothing personnel)
Let me in you bitch (Just gimme some)
I hope you get raped (Please love me)
I'm sorry, don’t mean that (I do though)
Please can we just talk (just listen)
You’re a fucking bitch (spare cootchie)
There's nothing you can say
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop it I want it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking and knocking, just keep on
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop til I got it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking til ya (open up)
We need to talk about all the things that I've seen you doing
You’re hanging out with those jocks while being nice to me too, and
I imagined our lives together so it must come true and
I’ll show you my Gundams so you’ll know that I’m the guy for you
While you wasted away your best days at the gym
I cultivated inner strength. Rise up king!
Open up the door (Just open up)
I won't go away (Nothing personnel)
Let me in you bitch (Just gimme some)
I hope you get raped (Please love me)
I'm Sorry, don’t mean that (I do though)
Please can we just talk (just listen)
You’re a fucking bitch (spare cootchie)
Nothing you can say!
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop it I want it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking and knocking, just keep on
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop til I got it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking til ya (open up)
Veronicaaa. Just open up.
You don't understand, from my point of view the Chad's are evil. It didn't have to be this way.
You know this door can't withstand my Japanese steel Veronica.
You leave me no choice... Ryujin no ken wo kurae!! (my sword!)
Don't shut me out (Just open up)
It was just a joke (Nothing personnel)
I need you (Just gimme some)
I love you (Please love me)
I Won't hurt you (I will though)
Say something (just listen)
You gotta (spare cootchie)
Open up right now!
Knocking and Knocking not gonna
Stop it I want it, I want the
Key to unlock it, I'll keep on
Knocking and knocking, just keep on
Knocking and Knocking not gonna
Stop til I got it, I want the
Key to unlock it, I'll keep on
Knocking til ya
Veronica please open up.
I didn't mean what I said.
I... love you
We were meant to be together, you don't understand
You see...
I can be the nicest guy you have ever met
Or I can be a twisted fucking psychopath
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop it I want it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking and knocking, just keep on
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop til I got it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking and knocking, just keep on
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop it I want it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking and knocking, just keep on
Knocking and Knocking
Not gonna stop til I got it
I want the key to unlock it
I'll keep on knocking til ya (open up)
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Baton Beat
03:08
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Hate Crime
03:39
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Everything Is A Fuck You
04:28
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Pew Pew Pew
02:17
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Teenage Thing
03:19
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You know this one night is all that we got left
Before we're all taking off and getting outta the nest
And I don't know what fate awaits but I know that
The best days are not gone yet, no they're all coming next
But still we've got this one night just you and I
So why not live a little, take a chance and give it a try?
Come on baby, don't hate me cause, yeah know this is crazy
But maybe you and I could run away together, escape it
Wait please don't leave, don't cry and scream
It's a different phase of life know what I mean?
We're just a couple of kids both you and me
And we're the age to engage in this fuckery
Think of all the things that we could've achieved
But here we are in my car on a summer's eve
I didn't wanna believe but it was meant to be
And if you wanna you gotta be the change that you wanna see
We all wanna make a change in the world
And one of those changes is to make it
If you wanna make a change in the world
Then let's get changed, yeah let's get naked
Every now and then I remember being young
And dumb and full of hope for the future to come
I stop and smile and think all about my time in the sun
I wish I could return but you know that it's time to move on
But I will never forget all the time we spent
God damn, I wish I could do it all again
Go back in time and just hit reset
And see if this time maybe I can get some head
Just kidding, I didn't mean it
Been drinking and I'm a little bit giddy and being silly
I mean unless you feel it? You feel it? Haha, yeah me neither
I need a breather. Is it hot in here? I got a killer fever
I'm just overwhelmed with emotion
You know soon, we'll all drift apart like ghosts on an ocean
And I don't ever wanna let go of this moment
So please baby don't leave me alone with this boner, you owe me!
That was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing
And that was like a teenage thing
And that was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing
That was like a-
said that was like a teenage thing
That was like a teenage thing!
Remember being young and free
Nothing holding us back from our dreams, just you and me
Remember when it all made sense
And you still had friends to depend on when you were stressed?
Remember when you got your P's
And you drove your dad's car into a tree and we ran from the scene
Remember when you failed that test
So we got our revenge and put shit in the teacher's desk?
Remember holidays by the sea?
Remember we were drunk on the beach?
And Sam drank bleach? Selfies in emergency?
So long ago it all now seems, a distant memory
Remember late nights watching flicks?
Remember when we almost kissed and I fuckin' missed
Well maybe there's a chance for this
And maybe you can suck my dick
Just kidding... unless?
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Straight Pride
04:26
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I'm a straight guy and I got straight pride
Don't want no thick, warm dick in my backside
I like straight times like grilling with the guys
And cracking open a cold one, yeah that's the shit I desire
I love the... straight shit, like dancing to the beat
When I'm topless at the club in the summer heat
I love the straight songs by my boy Elton John
I play him when I'm making love baby, all night long
'Cause I'm a straight man and I got straight friends
Don't want no chicks interfering with our straight plans
We got straight hobbies like eating biscuits soggy
Slather on that sauce, I want it in my body
And Bodybuilding? (yeah) That's it, you feel me?
Straightest shit there ever is and you know I ain't kidding
Guy Heaven's where it's at, Come spot me on the rack
Hey, check my glutes bro there's nothing gay about that
Yo, No Homo bro but you know that you got a nice rump
You up for some amateur wrestling after the pump?
Lemme oil your thighs so they dont rub too much
I know a club where we can go and spar all night 'til its shut
Then it's back to mine for some one on one time
Check out my meat, I'm cooking it all up tonight for you
A couple hot dogs and a couple of brews
A recipe for messy eating's how I like it, how about you?
Come on and fill me up, I never spill a drop
I wanna taste your cock-tail frankfurt, nice and hot
I can feel my heart throb but I don't ever wanna stop
Keep on eating 'til I pop then it's time to swap
But it's up to you if you want a taste too
We got nothing to prove, we got nothing to lose
It's fine take your time, we're just two straight guys
Having straight dinner like straight guys do sometimes
I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride
Straight Pride? Hell yeah I got it
And I'm coming out in style from the straight closet
Far too long, my straight roots have gone un-watered
Lemme drink up all your straightness from your straight faucet
If you got straight pride then I am by your side
All the colours of the straight flag are flying high
Fuck what they say, I ain't living a lie
Straight life bitch, yeah, until the day I die
If you're a straight guy then now's your time
Every straighty grab your lady, look her in the eyes
And tell her "Baby, I'm so straight I wanna cry"
And kiss her like you kiss your bro, hey that's normal right?
(Look) I'm straight, ok. So that means I'm not gay
Why would you think I'm gay? I'm swear I'm not gay
I like fucking women, yeah pussy is what I slay
I love fucking men too but in a straight way
I want pussy, I want pussy, I want pussy, I want cum
Wait, I mean to say pussy, I want pussy in my bum
Wait, I mean not in my bum, I mean in my palm
I want your rock hard pussy squirting on my tongue
I wanna feel your stubble of your cheek when you're kissing my neck
And taking me from behind, slide your pussy down my crack
I want feel your pussy in me baby, so damn deep
I've never felt a pussy like it girl I can't believe it
'Cause I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride
Oh I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride
I know it's hard but I can always be your straight guide
Will you come with me, keep me warm throughout the late night?
Don't be afraid, everybody always cries their first time
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Gay Pills
03:37
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Fat Idiot
07:49
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