Long day in the wage cage
I can't wait to lay back and rest
I'm gonna relax and play games
Pass out and do it again
And I work hard to get paid
Yeah, not much but I get by
No time to complain though
The suns up so it's rise and shine
And I roll out of bed and get dressed
My soles shined and my shirt pressed
Big smile now, I'm looking sharp
But I got a feeling that things are looking fucked
Cause it might be a long drive ahead
So I tempt fate, by running all the reds
I lean back and cry "I wanna fucking die"
I'm trying crash the car before I head inside
Where I greet the big guy, firm shake
He pulls me aside and says, hey mate
Now you know you're a star, my number one
I got a job for you my son, listen up, 'cause
Tonight you have to stay back
And he dumped a stack into my lap
And when you're done with that, just one more task
Can you eat the shit directly from my...
Ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air
How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts
I'm here to serve
My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak
I'm at your feet
Until the grave
What better way to live
Than living like your fucking slave?
But hey, It's just another day on this gay Earth
Yeah I work like a slave but I gotta earn
Asked the man "When you gonna pay me what I'm worth?"
So he handed me a pocket full of wet dirt
"Take it wagie. Here you go, this is what you are."
"Know your place at the bottom of the shit pile."
So I did just what he said and took it all.
Every single bit of it. I took it all with a smile.
"This is it, it's your life, now watcha think?"
"Don't like it, too bad. Watcha gonna do, quit?"
"Gonna do something 'bout it, huh kid?"
"Nah, you and I both know you ain't gonna do shit"
"Now get back to the stack double quick"
"Little bitch, before I stiff you with a double shift"
Yes sir, whatever you wish
Ha! God damn, I love working for him
So just ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air
How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts now
'Cause I'm here to serve
My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak
So I'm at your feet
Until the grave
By the way, is it ok
If I take Christmas holidays? No? Fuck!
So the day's tough and the pay sucks
And yeah maybe they will say you're a wagecuck
But it's better than being a neet chud
Piece of shit, reject and retard
Even if we cannot keep up
We'll give it everything we've got
I'll let you in on a little secret
I'd do it all for free
But my name will be framed in the hall of greats
Employee of the month, with my smiling face
I'll do what it takes, cement my place
I'm gonna be the quickest fuckin’ rat in the race
Keep up the pace, Come on we've almost made it now
Don't stop, No taking breaks
Embrace the pain, Cause your glory awaits
So taste the flames and exclaim Hail Satan!
So just ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air
How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts now
My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak
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